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20 / 4 / 2013 @ 06:03
(source: sarcastic-snowflake)

sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”

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20 / 4 / 2013 @ 01:37
(source: beyoncespenis)

gagaxfame:

beyoncespenis:

what’s even funnier about the boston bomber being white is that he is a lady gaga stan

WAKE UP AMERICA

crying.

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27 / 3 / 2013 @ 19:09
(source: critsina)

critsina:

just to think that our very own cynthia germanotta was probably having contractions 7 minutes apart and a dilating cervix in a room with everyone staring at her vagina that was ready to let out a screaming, bloody pop sensation 27 years ago today is completely mesmerizing